Shrimp Alle Oilio
I'm dining today with my brother
whose found a new place to eat
he says to me "be a good fella,
and eat some nice shrimps with your wheat"
So we went down to the New Orleans Harbor
and the Matre D showed us our seat
the waiter came by and started to cry
as he told us his resturants new treat
"We now have Shrimp Alle Oilio
It's been Zagat rated you know
Its as good as the Clams Fra Diabalo
cause its pre basted before it comes in the door
Its good for your health and nutrition
to eat fish with some good petroleum
and no doubt its good
for BP who gets
more of our hard earned simoleans"